Halloween is just one week away, and we're looking forward to our Halloween Pre-Party from 5-7 pm on the Riverwalk in historic downtown Wilmington. I've been lucky enough to get a taste of the delicious Chocolate and Pumpkin Halloween Crepes we'll be serving, and they are to die for! No matter witch crepe you choose (all chocolate, all pumpkin, or a combination of both), we're sure it will have you howling with delight! Sorry. I can't help myself; bad puns are in my genes. Every Halloween during my childhood, my mother tortured us with candy-corny jokes. Won't you join me in carrying on her tradition? Here a few gems you can use in the coming week:
Q. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
A. They're afraid of flying off the handle!
Q. Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
A. No body
Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice Scream
Q. Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
A. Because of his coffin
Q. What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?
A. A wash and wear wolf
Q. What do you call a person who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A. A cereal killer
Q. What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?
A. Pumpkin Pi (3.1428571428571428571428571428571)
Q. How do you repair a broken Jack-o-lantern?
A. Buy a pumpkin patch!