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Elf Humor

We're almost out of our holiday catalogs. We've had a great time with this year's Bon Bon Snowman and Elf theme. In fact, Pascal has been taking this whole elf thing very seriously. Here are some of the things I've heard him say to customers in the past week:

"I taught Santa everything he knows."

"No, no, I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks at Keebler."

"Just because I have bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm a sissy."

"If things don't work out in the bon bon business, I think I'll try working as a garden gnome."

"You know, I can get you off the naughty list..."

His romantic proposal to me last night? "Ma cherie, let me take you out to dinner. I've got the keys to the sleigh tonight..." Where does he get all of his material? Looks like he found his own naughty list of elf pick-up lines...  

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