I can't help myself; bad puns are in my genes.
As a child, I was tortured every Halloween by my
mother's candy-corny jokes. Here a few bat jokes you
can use in the coming weeks:
Q. What do skeletons give their girlfriends on
A. Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.
Q. Who was the most famous French skeleton?
A. Napoleon Bone-aparte!
Q. How do you repair a broken Jack-o-lantern?
A. Buy a pumpkin patch.
Q. Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
A. Because of his coffin.
Q. What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
Q. What do you call someone who puts poison in
a person's corn flakes?
A. A cereal killer.
Q. What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference
to its diameter?
A. Pumpkin Pi.
If you don't get this last joke, then you must immediately read our report on How To Become a Math Genuis!
Here's another math problem everyone can solve: what is 7 + 1? It equals 8, the exact number of Bon Bon flavors we will be offering through Thanksgiving! If you're looking for the perfect way to spice up your Halloween weekend be sure to check out South 'n France's newest seasonal flavor, Pumpkin Bon Bons. Currently available for order on our website or by calling (910) 762-6882.